Bar Mitzvahahaha...

Why

are you

getting up so

late go

earlier to bed why

must you stay up so late you forgot to

brush

your teeth again this morning

wash behind your ears take more plain

water less coffee tea colas fizzies put less sugar

in your drinks make

your bed when you’re

up no one’s picking up after you

take more fruits &

veggie cereals not that greasy up

sized Burgers with

fries @ McBees - KayEds stay

away from iced drinks eat

slowly chew not gobble your

food the

chicken fish's all cooked

can’t up & run away with the dish or

spoon no one’s going

to snatch

them

from you don't speak when your

mouth’s full what's

your hurry don’t rush through your chores one thing at

a time pay attention to detail finish 

what you started before 

going to the next remember to 

not leave your keys behind in

the public toilet use the correct

zebra crossing lane no

spitting on the ground pay

attention be alert when paying 

at check-outs follow the

right 

queues when 

boarding the bus make

sure your wallet is safe in 

your pocket

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