Irrefutably TRUE Statements

* For crying out loud, I really don't know what's to become of   

   you: Your mother.

* You have been fired : Your HR manager.

* Sorry Sir, your credit is no good : Cashier at fancy Diner..

* I am afraid you lost : Match official.

* Art is in the eye of the beholder : Optometrist.

* Your cheque was returned due to insufficient funds : Your      

   friendly neighborhood banker.

* DNA test results indicate the child, is biologically yours :  

   Court assigned Laboratory Assistant.

* You can run but you can't hide : Commander of Seal 6        

   Team to Osama at Abbottabad. 

* Pay up or else : Your friendly neighborhood Loan Shark's  

   Enforcer.

* Dinner is served : Cook.

* The road ahead is impassable due to heavy snow storm:  

   Road Sign.

* I hereby sentence you to 12 years in the State Penitentiary: 

  Judge.

* Please fasten seat belts, we expect turbulence ahead : Pilot.

* Cash only : Black marketeers.

* I am the Law. Resistance is futile: Judge Dredd.

* It'll end with a huge Blast: Your friendly neighborhood  

   Terrorist..