Silence - that's SPIRî†

       

           Overhead during Prayer Service held in Celebration of Eternally Elusive Peace, at the back pew of the Hall of CONS†AN† CONS†ERNA†ION

 - longitude 0° latitude 0° altitude -3,600,000

Two shriveled-withered-dried-up-prunney looking retired educationists were "Sharing" on retirement.

Retired Educationist #1:
                                         "Hi what are you into now sir, after leaving service? Working anymore?"

Retired Educationist #2 :

                                         "Oh I rear swines at the farm my dad left me up in  Bukit  Geroan."

Retired Educationist #1:

                                          "Wow that must be interesting, any different from teaching?"

Retired Educationist #2: 
                                           "Haiyaaa most definitely! AND more frustrating!  You wouldn't know how exasperating! Fed them swine's swill, not only do they thrive, they were thrilled. 
When I tried to improve their lot by feeding them Pearls, 
& I know my Pearls are best for them, they look at me like I was stupid or something ! 
Imagine, them; swines! dare to even look at me a senior ASSistant (rtd) of a Certified ABA+ College ! Heck if not for my wife not needing a foreign tour come fall I would have had them all slaughtered !  
Just to  show them how silly they were for rejecting my Pearls.

And you, what have you been up to lately good friend?"

Retired Educationist #1: 
                                          "Oh I'm enrolled to  follow the prescribed  therapeutic exercises from The Department of Requilibrilliance  to Re-calibrate, Re-align Re-establish the UnSavory Syndrome  suffered since graduating Training School  - 
It's some Idiopathic not at all understood 
disorder of the cerebral incapacity which result in
Incommensurate Inordinate MegaéYébloat  

 akin to megaloboastomae or something like that according to the Italian (Expatriate)Specialist who's practicing on me."

The Spirit that lives under the left hand corner of the [IKEA] table cloth; in extreme desperation & fearing for his Eternal Salvation chanted his mantra with increased veracity:

"Ommmm may I be enligh†ened asap oOo0OmmmmmmGG”


NOBODY was any the wiser