Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Same Old Same Old Same Old...




    If u think ur troubles are BIGGEST in da whole kampong of Rålålîtåmpøñg i will not say ------ not so.


Cos YES yeS ¥és (heard this Yes! Yes! Yes! b4 ? :)

ur Problems look real B. I. G. from ur short sighted self pitying fucked faced arse hole loser viewpoint.


To kautim abit ur problems, u have to -----


Hoi wake up
 to fact

ur farged troubles/predicaments definitely


NOT due to Ajjib


NOT due to not enuff Rm


NOT due to Rm smaller than toilet paper


NOT due to no job.


NOT due to no degree.


NOT due to too many mouths to feed.


NOT due to other people make it more miserable


NOT due to other ppl's fault.


A.L.O.N.E.


IT DEFINITEly is due to ur own:


lousy Choices


bad Decisions


lack of Efforts


want eat more less work


want free & easy w/o hard & tuff


high niamah kind of hai expectations just becos ur trained in some useless poliFARGtechniq & got DeepLOmahai w/o any value anywhere except in Rålålîtåmpøñg area kod!




no use ya, trying hard at all lah, when CONFIRMED oredi lah, EVERYONE ELSE make ur life F. A. R. K.


So better appear pretend to clever & connected,


abt world affairs like U so know all about Life & other bull shit / cow dung,


and got chance only,

U every day everywhere farking



'moan' like a PIG in labor


'cry' like abandoned new born in WC


'complain' like politician who lost deposit


'blame' others

just like many other losers of this farked but still insisting is great nation


Sure la u can only see:


how 'difficult'


how 'suey soeow'


how 'tough'


how other ppl make ur life BAD for u !


HOI !


u fark faced ass hole head like DICKind


Look at;


Wat have u NOT YET DO to make ur life a little less troubles?


Other than blame Ajjib, moan, cry, complain, swear at bad luck, scold the moon, the rain & the everyone else-


including GST [oooo fuck]


Oh yes lah, so easy for other ppl to tok kok to u lah


the fella house got, paid up, nicer than ur car paid up oso, money [Rm like urs too], but plentier than u to [easily] spend


..


YES YES YES (u hear tis b4 "yes yes yes"? tis u clever to do yaaa :))


HOI fark-faced asshole buttHEADick


the one who to ur stoopid moronicism look like set up-


for 35 cibai years hE WORKED, SWEATed BLOOD & cried TEARS like R.E.A.L. tears - not CGI ones u so like to look at in ur hand held screen in that unreal world.


And he pay & pay & pay somemore until he balls become hijau & kookooNING


& own


the house,


the car,


& hv the Rm


same as ur Rm oso just as cheap to spend


U, only know ah, things expensive ?


All the "goodies" he got didn't drop into his open mouth or open


Arse or open cunt woi !


BTW who promised it going be EASY ?


Ah JJib ah?


Yr father ah?


Yr mother ah?


Yr grandfather ah?


Yr boss ah?


Yr ex-Boss ah? (u got sacked correct? or resign cos u dun like the HR fella... NOT HE DUN LIKE U woi!!)


Yr partner in the bedMINton court ah?


Yr girl fren ah?


Yr boy fren ah?


Yr bapok fren ah?


Yr dog ah?


Yr cat ah?


Yr sell char koew teow fella ah?


Yr MamakThir sell roti canai wan ah?


Yr ekor woman ah?


Yr Tua Peh Kong ah?


Yr next door maid from 6th world country ah?


NOBODY promise u ANYTHING lah !!


To make ur B.I.G. problems go away


like that so clever fella who selling


''the Art of Whore'' - some ''cumSOON'' fella or something :


- hv 3 ways -


1. Do nothing


JUST sit, stand oso can, squat is ok, half squat with butt jutt outt oso good.


And bitch blame EVERYONE


don't forget to also blame GST


[fyi other "SUCkcESSpOOL" nations oso got GST]


why U so jealous SinKapoor ah?


They only pretend looking good.. so get FDIs from soh chai countries


'hoh kua boh ho chia'!


in the meantime enjoy the glam from ur loser gang, all with same attitude..


so clever to BITCH yaaazzz!


2. Do Everything


MAKE like a bendang buffalo, or dog or pasar malam vendor, or double jointed hustler on streets of hard stones with no lights -


try to make the fucked situation abit less fucked.


----


AND The Besttest


The Fastest


The Easiest


The Most Effective


THE MOST LESS plentiFOOL in effort wan ----


3.


Jump from menara TALIKOM [or some HIGHer building]


P.L.E.A.S.E make sure high enough so u flat ursrelf completely!


& please c no one below OK?


Oh so soli --forget--


4.
Get fucked


YAAAzzz


become hooker, whore, prostitute, chicken, keh.


at least ur self-employed, a fuckéé -


got NO BOSS !, yea?


••••••-- the oldest, easiest, zero effort, power assist JîB ooops JøB


ever deVICEd by human beens --••••••



   ur farder & mudder farg until skin cum out to born u & now u eveli day complain, bitch, farg eveli one except urself

becos u wan easy, power assisted, self drive...

 
wat u wan some more

 
chose no 4 la 
     easies



PLEEEEEEEZE lah
spare the whine
passing over please, the wine ooops where hv wine only got tuak/toddy/samsu/ gor kar pee






























































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