the FENG SUI - calculator

°Prior tø de†ermining †he Po$i†hief "feng sui" 

moment  for        

       ASScertaining LOWést Ri$k 

oƒ getting napped

       Doing Dirty Deed$ 

& 

       ENSURing

       Optimum chancéS of SUCKc€$$

°°Prior to

       CalcuLATing 

when the 

       CøRR€¢† †îm€ 

for

       Å††€MPTing

$u¢h 

        Wrongdoing$; 

         ¢orrupt Pra¢ti¢€$: 

         +  UN†ru$†worthin€$$: 

is

          Most FAVoråblé; 

with

          B€$†é$† odds {± 130%} 

for committing the

                Perfect Act

of

          D€fraud~ing 

          Ch€at~ting

          $ubv€rt~ing

The generally considered values  of

             Jus†
               Fair
               Honest
               Noble

°°°One need to 

           FACTor in

    The Likelihood/åbility of 

                      Deflecting Detection

                      Avoiding Arrest 

                      Manipulating {fair/just} Prosecution

to €nsuré

                      HAPpîé$† €ndin

of ñøt becoming

                      Gas of State: 

with

                      Int€RRment/conFINEment 

in the  

          DANK  DARK  DEEP  DIRTY  HOLE

aka

"Centers     of     Rehabilitative     INcarceration$"

RUN/sustained by

An €qually CONtrived UNbalanced $yst€m 

of nø† so sure~it's~fair~taxation that extricate$ from the generally stupor-red People 

>>their<<

     Bludd,   

     Sweat,     

     Tears 

the chances of attempting

such DééD$
                 is indirec†ly proportional to the-

ØverHAMming-ne$$
Hugen€$$ 

$aliva-inducing †€mp†ing€$$
of the
UNDERtaking
& the resulting
Mon€¥†aril¥ Quantifiable Blissfoolness
on

achieving

             $
               ü
                 cc   
                   €

                     $$

If what one seeks is »»»»»»»»»««««««««« 

to be dumped onto the Lap of affluence 

»or«

to attain da Heaven of Complete Comfort

in the here & now.

The Choice to do the above calculations then rightly should hinge on whether one is convinced that the "here & now", 

is the

               "be all & end all"

or whether the 

                       "here-after'' 

is the 

                    ••never-ending•• 

"Eternal   Bliss   of   Immeasurable   Ecstasy"

NåpåLøñé Bø®ñåp宆

circa 00o0